Like these bitchin' new shades I just got that I didn't have to pay a dime for. No shit! They gave me a pair free after I had my pupils dilated at the eye doctor. And here's the thing. You can have a pair of your own. Go to your local eye doctor and ask the front desk person for a pair. Chances are they'll think you're a little weird, but they'll still give 'em to you.
As you can see, they're quite nice-looking. Whatever you sacrifice in comfort, you more than make up for in the style department. They have a very slim profile. They double as a bookmark.
The one design flaw is that the cardboard earpieces are not water-resistant. I think this will be easily remedied with a little Saran Wrap and duct tape.