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6/25/2011
A "Some Guy's Blog" Official Decree...
Hear Ye! Hear ye!
Let it be known throughout the land that the paddleboat shall henceforth be recognized as the lamest form of watercraft currently available for purchase on the open market.
Well I'd like to give you a hearty round of applause for finally figuring that out! Although sitting on an inflatable shark might be worse 'cause it takes FOREVER to get anywhere. Um. Allegedly. I'VE never done that, you understand.
Agreed. Kids will always beg please, please, please rent us a paddle boat, then the little turds will sit there and expect you to do all the paddling. Fool me once, shame on you kid.
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Especially now that drinking and paddle boating is frowned upon.
Wait, I thought drinking was the only reason to paddle boat.
Well I'd like to give you a hearty round of applause for finally figuring that out! Although sitting on an inflatable shark might be worse 'cause it takes FOREVER to get anywhere. Um. Allegedly. I'VE never done that, you understand.
Agreed. Kids will always beg please, please, please rent us a paddle boat, then the little turds will sit there and expect you to do all the paddling. Fool me once, shame on you kid.
If drinking and paddle-boating don't mix, then how come the cup holders are the perfect size for my gin & tonic? Huh!?
Anything that forces me to exercise in order to have "fun" is born of pure evil.
"For heaven's sake, slow down!"
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