6/25/2011

A "Some Guy's Blog" Official Decree...

Hear Ye! Hear ye!

Let it be known throughout the land that the paddleboat shall henceforth be recognized as the lamest form of watercraft currently available for purchase on the open market.

6 comments:

Dale said...

Especially now that drinking and paddle boating is frowned upon.

Scope said...

Wait, I thought drinking was the only reason to paddle boat.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well I'd like to give you a hearty round of applause for finally figuring that out! Although sitting on an inflatable shark might be worse 'cause it takes FOREVER to get anywhere. Um. Allegedly. I'VE never done that, you understand.

kirby said...

Agreed. Kids will always beg please, please, please rent us a paddle boat, then the little turds will sit there and expect you to do all the paddling. Fool me once, shame on you kid.

Mnmom said...

If drinking and paddle-boating don't mix, then how come the cup holders are the perfect size for my gin & tonic? Huh!?

Whiskeymarie said...

Anything that forces me to exercise in order to have "fun" is born of pure evil.
"For heaven's sake, slow down!"