3/11/2010

A Cursing Question...

Why do we always hear about the sons of bitches, but never their daughters? Is there something in the bitch DNA that prevents them from having female offspring?

And what about fatherfuckers? Surely there must be a few of them out there. If you know one, have them get in touch with me. I want to make sure they get the publicity they deserve.

4 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Good points! I would say you can't have a "daughter of a bitch" because that' just another BITCH, right? Of course it's right, I said it.

I have no answer for fatherfucker. Except fucking one's mother is more heinous somehow. That's sacred. Anyone can fuck a father. Or be an uncle fucker, as South Park pointed out.

SkylersDad said...

I am a father and they seems to be a distinct lack of people trying to fuck me. That is the end of my research on the subject.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I can't fucking believe you wrote this post you fucking fucker.

kirby said...

You'd have to ask Mackenzie Phillips regarding the fatherfucker issue.