I'm modest.I mean, I am really fucking modest!
Seriously, I can't think of anyone
who's more modest than I am.
Say there was competition to find the
most modest person in the world.
I'd win that shit hands down
in like two fucking seconds.
So, anyone delusional enough to believe
they're more modest than me needs
to step the hell up and say it to my face.
One thing though, don't be crying because
you're mommy isn't there to comfort you
when you get a heaping helping of my modesty
- served fresh -
right in your fucking piehole!
