It's Time To Fuck With The Cat...

With being the operative word.

A "Some Guy's Blog" Official Decree...

Hear Ye! Hear ye!

Let it be known throughout the land that the paddleboat shall henceforth be recognized as the lamest form of watercraft currently available for purchase on the open market.

Why?...

Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why would anyone spend their money on this?


But seriously, why?

Splendid...

It occurred to me last night--apropos of nothing--that I have probably never in my life used the word "splendid" to describe anything.  Splendid seems to be reserved for people like Lovey Howell--affluent white women who wear gloves to parties.  And you know what?  That shit ain't right.  Splendid belongs to us all.  I ate a splendid frozen pizza for dinner and took a splendid dump this morning and I'm not going to let my gender or my meager finances keep me from sharing it with the world.