Me: Hey, want to hear this joke I just thought up?
Her (reluctantly): Um, okay.
Me: Okay, What is the most commonly reported illness amongst employees at a beer factory?
Her: I don't know. What?
Me: The "BREW-bonic" plague!
Her: *crickets*
Me: Okay, wait, wait. Now, what is the most commonly reported illness by a coven of witches?
Her: *indifferent grumble*
Me: The "BREW-bonic" plague!
Her: Ugh.
Me: Okay, okay. What is the most commonly reported illness by players on the Milwaukee Brewers?
Her: Gee,I don't know. Was it the "BREW-bonic" plague?
Me: No. Cancer.
10 comments:
I get the "(reluctantly): Um, okay." response that you got to almost everything I ask my wife!
I always forget the middle of the joke. I give 'em enough to get started, then deliver the punchline. I laugh my way out of the room while they look at each other.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Nice one.
that's awesome. LMAO :)
Boogie.
HAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geez that's really sad about the cancer thing.
Wow
Hilarious...
haha so funny!
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