If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Dude, married life agrees with you I see.
'Cuz nothing goes with chiseled abs like the smell of bacon. *snicker*
You should carry a lamp with you everywhere you go, because you look great backlit!
Does the cologne smell like poop?
Haha! I KNEW you were cut!
You must have to beat off the women wherever you go.Remember these words: "Get back. Get back I tell you!" That should do it.
Hubba hubba!*runs off to eat frozen pizza*
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