If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I neglected to acknowledge the fourth anniversary of the launch of this blog a few weeks ago. To honor the occasion, I've done a little remodeling as you can tell. I'm also going to change the direction of the blog just a bit. I am no longer going to post anything funny or gross. There will be no mention of the following on this blog from here on out:
Nope. All done with that. From now on, this blog is gonna be classy, dammit. I'm going to post about ballet and opera. About literature and fine art. There will probably be lots of posts about tea and crumpets. And in those posts the crumpets will likely be frosted with crocodile semen.