You People Should Be Ashamed...

How could anyone butcher and eat a creature as adorable as this?
What's next?  Kitten McNuggets?  Puppy Pot Pies?
I'm disgusted by the lot of you.
Yeah,  Happy "Thanksgiving".  Sickos.
I hope your attempts to stifle your turkey farts
give you hemorrhoids.


Sans Pantaloons said...

Happy Thanksgiving Megan and Chris!

I'm okay, I only took one bite out of Bluebeak's thigh. He'll recover. He won't talk to me for a year though.

Cap'n Ergo "XL+1" Jinglebollocks said...

"I am ashamed."

--Jacques the Shrimp

Mnmom said...

I ate it. I ate it and LIKED it.

Zed said...

Happy Thanksgiving and Black Friday!

What a disgusting human being I am. Who knew?

kirby said...

Look at that bird, shaking his wattle around. He's taunting me, I tell you.

rubywildflower said...

He looks like a dinosaur. If that's even a real thing. I'd eat it outta spite... and I'm a vego.