The first bout will finally answer the age-old question:
"Can my dad beat up your dad?"
While I think the edge goes to Bil as far
as ferocity, I think his lack of eyeballs
may prove to be his downfall.
Projected winner: Hi
Not to be confused with the cinematic duo
that drove their car off a cliff,
I think this pairing will not disappoint.
There is bound to be a lot of sweat,
minimal clothing, and tickling.
Projected winner: any male watching
Clearly, Chip has the advantage here in terms
of height, reach, and experience.
However, his pubescent urge to
masturbate at all times makes
him vulnerable to a sneak attack.
Projected winner: Billy
Let's face it.
Jeffy is an imbecile.
Projected winner: Ditto
Word has it Dot is planning on
taking a dive for the Korean Mafia.
If you ask me, it's a guaranteed
one way ticket to Palookaville.
Projected "winner": Dolly
I think this one will eventually devolve
into a stinky poop-throwing contest,
leaving the ref with no choice but to
disqualify both contestants.
Projected winner: Neither