9/16/2009

Ways I Annoy The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend, Part 16...24...46...Hike!...

I watch football.
And while I watch football, I talk to the T.V.
And sometimes the things I say aren't very complimentary.
And if I were someone who wasn't into football, I'd probably think it was obnoxious, too.

There is some bad language here, so be warned.


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20 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

This sounds just like my house on Sunday afternoons.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

It's even funnier if you pretend you're watching porn. :)

Jon said...

I'm confused.. where is the annoying part? Is it because you're rooting for the Bears?

Doc said...

I don't know about your girlfriend but the cat seemed pretty annoyed.

Doc

SkylersDad said...

I am willing to bet this was the 4 int game that Cutler had, right?

Dr Zibbs said...

I'd like to put this show into development. I'm thinking about calling it "The Angry Sports Hobo Guy"

I will pay you $20,000 per episode and all of the ribs you can eat.

Some Guy said...

TPT- And that only represented a small part of the first quarter.

VA- Be honest. Were you hallucinating when you watched it?

Jon- The Bears never fail to annoy. I must've been crazy to pick them for FF.

Doc- My ability to annoy is not limited to one species.

SD- You got it.

Zibbs- Are you sure? I can eat a shitload of ribs.

God said...

I do this whenever I drive.

Except I have a roof-mounted flamethrower.

Grant Miller said...

Fucking Cutler. Fucking Cutler. I'm not even a football fan really, but still that game had me talking to the TV.

Micgar said...

Ha ha-Chris I do the same thing-but with basketball! Niiiice! Fuck! Awww, Fuck! and Fuuuuck! Goddammit! Yes sounds the same!

westchesterdead said...

Nice video. Classic.

Philly said...

Thanks for the laugh !! It's almost like you are in my living room. I listen to this, minus the word fuck, every sunday.

BeckEye said...

Everyone talks to the TV when they watch football, right? I mean, we couch potatoes understand the game much better than high-paid athletes!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Yep.....sounds like your watching a Bears game *snicker*

We don't have to swear at the TV because we have Brett this year. But I do find myself saying *NICE* out loud A LOT!

- Jennifer

GETkristiLOVE said...

You and SV need to watch football together... and you can keep that Cutler guy, we don't want him back.

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Ha - nice video. That's why when my friends begged me to get Direct TV at my new house so I could get the NFL package, I said 'hell no.'

Found you through Scope's blog...

Prunella Jones said...

I kept waiting for her to scream out, "shut up, dammit!" Since she didn't, she must either be slightly deaf or quite used to your shenanigans. Either way, this girl a definite keeper!

~E said...

I yelled out
"Holy Jesus! Who the fuck made you GOD!" while watching the Cardinals play last week.

On a Sunday...

Right before I headed out the door for a Church Youth Group Teachers meeting...

In front of my 80 year old grandmother...

On her birthday...

Cora said...

I'm going to be walking around all day growling "Git 'em! Git 'em!" now in honor of you. Hee hee hee.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I think the happiest day of my life so far was when I found out that Spooney doesn't watch football.