7/23/2009

Ways I Annoy The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend (And Pretty Much Everyone Else), Part 956...

When I'm having trouble coming up with ideas for posts, it's nice to know there's one well that never seems to run dry. As my annoying habits go, this one went into effect fairly recently. I'm not sure why I started doing this or where the voice came from. Whenever I locate food I'd like to eat, I always say the same thing. Here, I'll show you:

21 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

You had me at Twizzlers.

Jay Ferris said...

So do you say something similar whenever you're completely disinterested in something too?

bubbles said...

I have a few of these quirks, also. I'm not sure the kids hear them anymore.

SkylersDad said...

I'm going to keep clicking on this video and watching again.

Don't mind if I do!

Kristine said...

You totally sound like Old Gregg. Okay, maybe just a little.

mikeb302000 said...

Thanks for a great laugh. You are really a funny guy.

Some Guy said...

Mikeb- Thanks! Welcome.

Cora said...

Diabetic cat food slayed me! Hee hee hee....

Mnmom said...

I just wet my pants. You are hysterical, and when are you going to get a TV show?

Cooper Green said...

Bacon cocoa? Now that's good eatin'.

Doc said...

You are going to need to drink a fair amount of that dish soap to help "clean" your system out!

How was the cat food?

Doc

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahaha Cooper Green...That's what I THOUGHT he said too: Bacon Cocoa cuz we all know he likes bacon!

Great Laugh for a Super Friday!

- Jennifer

Fancy Schmancy said...

I don't mind if you do keep making these videos!

Son of a Thomas said...

I'm still laughing.

To annoy my wife with food, I like to do a J.J.(Good Times)Evans.

Example eating pizza:

"The crust is soft,
The sauce so bright,
This makes good energy
for kid (Clap hands here)
DYNOMITE!!!!!!!"

The Peach Tart said...

Watching Some Guy's Post - don't mind if I do

vikkitikkitavi said...

1. Remember before you had a girlfriend, and you were all "I just want a girlfriend so bad," and now that you have one, an awesome one, you spend about 75% of your day figuring out how to annoy her?

2. This was really really funny.

Coaster Punchman said...

That's a nice freeze frame pose you have at the end. That ought to excite your girlfriend, not annoy her.

Flannery Alden said...

Super! Lucy and I sprayed milk out of our noses.

Madam Z said...

Okay, let me get this straight. YOU don't mind if you do, but your girlfriend minds if you do. YOU're agreeable and easy to please, but she's a fussbudget. Give her some of that bacon cocoa. That should mellow her.

Laura Roslin said...

Watching your annoying habits:
don't mind if I do!

Gwen said...

Reading Some Guy's Blog . . . don't mind if I do.

(I know, I know. This comment seems recycled but this is really what came into my mind and I didn't mind if I did.)