2/20/2009

The Difference Between Dreams And Fantasies...

My dream is to someday do something that is so noteworthy and commendable that I am presented with one of those kick-ass oversized checks.

My fantasy, on the other hand, involves these three young ladies, myself, and a waterslide made of orange Jell-O.

18 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Just have the three women spanking your ass with the huge check and your life will be complete!

Dr Zibbs said...

That one in the middle is hot.

Gwen said...

I contacted Ed McMahon. He wasn't doing anything important this afternoon (just a hair appt that he was able to reschedule) and said he'd head over to your office with the check, the slide, and the hotties about 3. Does this time work for you?

Greta said...

You can't have it all, guy.

raf said...

Go back to the eye doctor..he must have put ink in your pupils..

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Checks are over-rated!

- Jennifer

Jay said...

I would be equally OK with an over-sized gift card to Outback and/or Fry's.

kirby said...

So that's what Liddy Dole's been up to since the election.

Cora said...

YUM!

Morgan the Muse said...

huh, I had not thought about the difference there.

bubbles said...

The one on the far left is probably into it, but I'm not sure about the other two.

Cheer34 said...

snicker snicker

Dale said...

Take off those glasses and put on Bachelorette #3's.

wonderturtle said...

Will you also be wearing purple?

Joe said...

But Jell-O really isn't complete without Cool-Whip, you know..

Distributorcap said...

i hear if you dream in purple some body part falls off.....

you guess which one

BeckEye said...

If you can pull off that fantasy, you deserve an oversized check.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

My fantasy is to one day BE one of those chicks. The one in the middle, I think, because she is rocking the best old lady 'fro ever and this should be encouraged. Plus that colour of dress is one normally found only on cupcakes that have gone horribly wrong and I feel that would suit me fabulously.

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