5/16/2007

Why Mike Huckabee Can't Win...

Beside the fact that you probably don't know who he is, here are a few reasons Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee won't win the presidential nomination:
  • I heard him say "doggone" during the debate last night. Anyone who says doggone is telling the world that they are a lame-o of the highest magnitude. My apologies to those of you who use doggone regularly.
  • His name makes people think of this guy:

He also is one of the three that doesn't believe in evolution, but that's probably a plus for him in the primaries.

9 comments:

K.I.D. said...

I think doggone is a fun word. But then again, I've been told I'm lame. So sad!

Anonymous said...

I want Obama to win. I like him. I mean, I REALLY like him, if you catch my drift *wink*

Anonymous said...

Btw, I didn't know about the obese thing concerning Mr. H. Ironic how "Huckabee" and "hypocrite" both start with the same letter.

SkylersDad said...

I'd rather vote for somebody named "Snagglepuss"

Chris Hinrichs said...

Randy- I hadn't heard that. That's unfortunate.

K.I.D.- I'll pray for you.

Dick- You're so cryptic!

S.D.- Heavens to murgatroid!

Vikki- I totally forgot about that! Yeah, for god's sake let those guys out already!

bubbles said...

I say doggone.

If you want...

I....

could stop....

reading your blog..

(sniffle)

Some Guy said...

Anon- It's OK. You are forgiven. Hell, it's not like you say "dadburn".

Do you?

Moderator said...

Hey - he got the Colbert Bump.

gennifer6 said...

Hopefully noneo f them will win. I'm so sick of Republican regimes.